I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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