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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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