fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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