OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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