It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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