"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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