everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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