So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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