I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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