i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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