He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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