yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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