yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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