The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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