oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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