it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman