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• (585): View more from New York

  it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.

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• (530): View more from California

  So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I hate having morals and standards the next morning.

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• (323): View more from California

  Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it

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  where the hell would u of bought a deer

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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  that is an amazing summary hahaha

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman

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