everyone is single if you try hard enough
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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