So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
