Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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