he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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