i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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