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Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.

(919): View more from North Carolina

my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.

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(772): View more from Florida

She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."

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(870): View more from Arkansas

had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.

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