I'm jealous of your bromance
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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