hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
no you cant smoke seaweed
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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