Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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