"it" just moved
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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