Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
How external is "for external use only"?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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