I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I currently don't understand fingers.
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