the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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