Heybabeimwearingurpanties
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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