that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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