There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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