Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
