I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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