Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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