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just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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