She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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