Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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