You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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