Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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