Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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