I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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