I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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