i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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