butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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