Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he thought i was a dude.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This is my gift to your gina
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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