He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nicole vs. Life
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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