Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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