Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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