wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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