I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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