If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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