I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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