Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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