if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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