he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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