One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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