I cockslap morals
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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