he puts the penis in happiness.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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