just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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